cokeflow:

I envy literally everyone who is talented at anything

(Source: fingerblaster113, via humorking)

cordeliafoxxofficial:

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You can’t escape followers, i’ve already glued the door shut

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Nice try followers, but I replaced all the glass with rubber.

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Too late followers, I’ve already cloooggged all the toooiiiiillleeeetttts

(Source: corpish, via unescapable)

bootycaller:

who wants to give up on society and go live in a treehouse with me

(Source: tiredestprincess, via noxiously)

I eat too much

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